Things you should not do in a bar…

Paula ‘Sweetcheeks’ Grahm and Micheal Paul Churchill were united last night at the Corner Cocktails lounge. It was a simple wedding, just drunk friends and strangers. It all started when Mike went to the restroom and came back with a little box from the bathroom vending machine. When he saw it was a marriage license, he figured this was his chance. If he can get Paula to marry him, he can get that rash treated. The Natty Light must imparied Paula’s judgement, she went through with it.

It was a beautiful cermony, that is if you are Earl and Randy.